Self defense is serious business, but funny karate jokes and humorous one-liners are not. So every once in a while take a break from the more traditional karate lesson, read and share a comical karate story with us. Add your amusing karate joke, quote or one-liner at the bottom of the page. You just may be rewarded with a coveted spot on this website you weren't expecting prize money were you? Recently I met yet another very skilled martial artist about the same age as myself, and we began discussing the different styles and techniques that come from the various cultures of the world, and the pros and cons of each.
Boxing Jokes - Boxer Jokes
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9, There was this woman who was a big boxing fan, so she went to the tattoo parlor and told the guy that she wanted a picture of Mike Tyson tattooed on the inside of one thigh, and a picture of Evander Holifield tattooed on the inside of the other thigh. Several hours later, he announces that he's finished. She looks down at his work, but does not think that the tattoos resemble either fighter, so she decides to get a second opinion.
Q: Does a match box? A: No, but a tin can! A: Toes Go In First.